MAKE ADULTING EASIER

Congratulations, you’re not 19 anymore. Hangovers last two days, your boss thinks Slack is a personality, and the PTA just added another fundraiser. Our adaptogenic energy drink won’t fix your student loans or your marriage counseling bill, but it will keep you awake enough to fake having your life together. You’re welcome.

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ignites
metabolism

made with real shiso

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supports
immunity

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0%
sucralose

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130 mg
caffeine

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0%
bullsh*t

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ignites metabolism

02

made with real shiso

03

supports immunity

04

0% sucralose

05

130 mg caffeine

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0% bullsh*t

WHAT'S INSIDE (AKA, NOT POISON)

adaptogenic ingredients

Our ingredients are actually pronounceable — wild, we know. Just enough caffeine to survive lunch with your in-laws, not so much that you hallucinate in the Panera drive-thru. Plus, we loaded it with adaptogens to keep your immune system from waving the white flag every time life sneezes on you. Healthy and good-tasting? Yeah, we cracked that code, because apparently no one else bothered.

Our ingredients are actually pronounceable — wild, we know. Just enough caffeine to survive lunch with your in-laws, not so much that you hallucinate in the carpool lane. Plus, we loaded it with adaptogens to keep your immune system from waving the white flag every time life sneezes on you. Healthy and good-tasting? Yeah, we cracked that code, because apparently no one else bothered.

OCEAN SALT

ECHINACEA

GINSENG

ASHWAGANDHA

SHISO

ELDERBERRY

OCEAN SALT

ECHINACEA

GINSENG

ASHWAGANDHA

SHISO

ELDERBERRY

delicously balanced

(unlike your life)

Most energy drinks taste like a Skittles factory exploded in a vape shop. Ours don’t. We ditched the neon sugar sludge and built flavors that are crisp, clean, and — dare we say — adult. Bold enough to keep you conscious in your 9AM meeting, subtle enough that you won’t be mistaken for a 14-year-old with a scooter trick channel.

Your taste buds have matured (mostly). Your energy drink should too.

Most energy drinks taste like a candy factory exploded in a vape shop. Ours don’t. We ditched the neon sugar sludge and built flavors that are crisp, clean, and — dare we say — adult. Bold enough to keep you conscious in your 9AM meeting, subtle enough that you won’t be mistaken for a 14-year-old with a scooter trick channel.

Your taste buds have matured (mostly). Your energy drink should too.

SHISO - meet your new favorite herb

Meet shiso. Eastern cultures have been using it forever to help with asthma, congestion, and stomach drama. It’s loaded with iron, calcium, carotene, and antioxidants — you know, all the stuff you pretend you’re getting from that sad salad.

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NOTE: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.